Which would you give up for a year, your Amazon account or sex? Millennials that use Amazon know the answer. Nearly half would rather keep their Amazon account, according to a new report from Business Insider.
Faced with choosing between giving up sex or giving up Amazon, 44 percent of millennials would drop sex for their Amazon accounts. Likewise, 77 percent would give up alcohol over Amazon. Both statistics come from a survey conducted by the Max Borges Agency, which fielded responses from 1,108 Amazon shoppers aged 18 to 34 who purchased some form of consumer tech in the last year.
It's not surprising that Amazon shoppers would give up sex for a year if they could spare their Amazon orders. If you're already shopping with Amazon, chances are you're buying a lot more than a single piece of consumer tech and calling it a day.
Nonetheless, Twitter has some questions.
WT actual F, who in the hell thought up that damn question? https://t.co/YBbRIfsVAv
— Dominic Edmunds (@DominicEdmunds) December 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/_elijahj/status/1070710225890533376
What's the percentage among millennials who are actually having sex?
— Oaf Spotter (@theoafuloffice) December 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/alexjlockie/status/1070689372188631045
Some didn't believe it.
They are kidding?
— Martin Varsavsky (@martinvars) December 6, 2018
— Boby (@BobySidhho) December 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/StraightUpJeff/status/1070683995359363073
Others weren't that surprised.
— Luke (@StormSpotterPA) December 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/MoiraStudio/status/1070681437718937600
because they already not having sex anyway
— Foobar (@rthiago) December 6, 2018
Either way, millennials really are the lamest generation.
https://twitter.com/Kate_H_Taylor/status/1070682899509379073
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In other news, millennials aren't having nearly as much sex as past generations. Clearly, Amazon Prime is to blame.
H/T Business Insider
