The man who Kickstarted his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel

"Capitalizing on Epstein victims is the lowest of the low."

"God, you are so out of touch."

The response comes after months-long speculation over a blind item stating an unnamed A-list actor is romantically involved with his AI.

"This is like some of the craziest stuff humans will ever do, and we can't even put a crew there to film it," he said shocked.

"Business owners are gathering their employees, forming circles, and jokingly praying for… better sales and higher bonuses?"

Does he love it or hate it? The president can't seem to decide.